Did you notice "?" is half a lightbulb Because when you get the answer you have a full lightbulb

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If a 99 pound girl eats 1 pound of nachos Is she 1% nacho?

If a 99 pound girl eats 1 pound of nachos Is she 1% nacho?

A spider Is just a land octopus

A spider Is just a land octopus

Bathtubs Are just reverse boats

Bathtubs Are just reverse boats

Planets are just the suns moon's

Planets are just the suns moon's

If it were opposite day my boss would have to dress up as a penis because she's a cunt

If it were opposite day my boss would have to dress up as a penis because she's a cunt

Sleeping on a journey is like, teleporting to where ever you want to go

Sleeping on a journey is like, teleporting to where ever you want to go

What size would you like your cherry slush? "Peanut butter"

What size would you like your cherry slush?

a boner is like a thumbs up from your balls to whatever you're thinking about

a boner is like a thumbs up from your balls to whatever you're thinking about

If it works in theory it also works in practice IN THEORY

If it works in theory it also works in practice IN THEORY

our parents gave us usernames for real life

our parents gave us usernames for real life
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