survives a terrible accident gets run over by the ambulance
crush he has been after for months drunk texts him to come over for booty call. rushes to put on jeans, penis gets stuck in zipper ends up in ER
wakes up early so he has time to shower and eat breakfast more tired; soap slips out of his hands and bounces off shower wall hitting him in the balls. doubled over in pain, hits head on glass shower door and cracks it
Driving home at night when a furry black animal jumps out of the ditch and I hit it. Stop my car to make sure I didn't run over someone's cat. Gets sprayed by a skunk.