This actually happened to me
We've only been going out for a week, and she said this...
I'M PREGNANT No, I'm not, I just wanted to see whether you were ecstatic or terrified.
Your mother must be the luckiest woman alive to have you inside her for 9 whole months.
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take I'll be watching you!
I broke your Iphone No more talking to siri
I am jelouse of your past, of your old crushes i wanna crush them with a car
You are so comfortable to sleep with When you die I should have you taxidermied so I always have you as a pillow
i had herpes now it's ourpes
Crazy in the head crazy in the bed
Laugh more daily