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Casually mentions about being a drug user To the president of the united states
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Hey I just bit you... and now you're crazy because I'm infected... and gave you rabies
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Girlfriend says she doesn't want anything for anniversary doesn't get her anything
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Wife asks if she's fat "yes"
101,896 shares
Ran into ex Put the car in reverse and hit her again
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gets to pick game for family game night saw
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found a bear trap tea bag it
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feed the homeless to the homeless
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take sleeping pill wash down with redbull, let the battle begin
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found a beehive free pinata
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