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HEY GIRL, DO YOU LOVE WATER? That means you love 80 % of me.
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Your mouth says, "Shields up!" but your eyes say, "A hull breach is imminent"
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That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8m/s^2
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If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
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I wish I was adenine then I could get paired with U.
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Are you a 90 degree angle? Cuz you lookin right
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What do you say we go back to my room and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
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I wish I were sin squared and you were cos squared so that together we could be one!
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Let's take each other to the limit and see if we converge
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your bosons they give me a hadron
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