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If there really is an infinite number of universes We're already having sex in at least one.
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You are the higgs boson particle of my life... because without you, my universe wouldn't "matter"
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You don't need a Rockwell test to characterize MY hardness and penetration depth
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My wavelength might be short But the frequency is outta this world
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I call my wang Darth vader Cause he's everybody's father.
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When I'm around you I'm like a level 4 metapod. All I can do is harden.
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you better call me william herschel because tonight i'm gonna discover uranus
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you had me at "hello world"!
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Tell the square root of negative one to multiply by itself Because shit just got real
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How can I know hundreds of pi digits but not the 11 digits of your phone number?
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