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i ASKED HIM WHERE HE WAS ALL DAY HE SAID DOING MATH HOMEWORK
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I said I was leaving him for ridiculously photogenic guy He said "me too"
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demanded more respect he made me his executive wife
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I asked him if we could go for a valentines dinner He said vodka would be cheaper
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She gave me the silent treatment she thinks it's a punishment
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I wrote him a love note He corrected my grammar
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I told him we needed to start using birth control He brought home a lesbian
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He Treats me like the Tv Turns me on and goes back to his computer
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