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Do I want to come in for coffee? But it's 3am, I'll be up all night
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go back to yours for drinks? but we're already at a bar
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i got you a tie rack for christmas now you don't have to hang them on your doorknob anymore
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you're alone in your suite and have nothing to do tonight? lol, same here.
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redtube? oh, like a video sharing website for redditors?
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It's getting hot in here? OK I'll adjust the thermostat.
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Do I have any protection? Sure I do! *Hands Over Ear Plugs*
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You want me to drill you? Sure. I could use the extra studying myself
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you want a pearl necklace? i don't think the jewelry store is open at this hour
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The perfect ass? I know where you can purchase a great donkey!
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