penguin on/off the record

penguin on/off the record - EYEM A SOCIOPATH  SO I NEED STABILITY WITH MY WOMEN IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. JUST PLEASE DO NOT GET CONFUSED. DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE TELL YOU STUFF THAT ISN'T TRUE. HEY I'M ALL SET UP WITH MY PLANS JUST HOLD OFF ON BEIN PSYCHO OVER ME BECAUSE AN ASSHOLE CONFUSED YOU. THE ONL Socially Awkward Penguin

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Dresses in Suit and Tie for Interview Phone Interview

Dresses in Suit and Tie for Interview Phone Interview

Walks up flight of stairs Becomes aware of breathing & holds breath so no one thinks he's out of shape

Walks up flight of stairs Becomes aware of breathing & holds breath so no one thinks he's out of shape

Grammar corrected by german girl calls her a grammar nazi

Grammar corrected by german girl calls her a grammar nazi

Didnt ask gfs parents what to call them two years later, still just talks in their direction

Didnt ask gfs parents what to call them two years later, still just talks in their direction

friend is getting yelled at by parent awkwardly pet the dog

friend is getting yelled at by parent awkwardly pet the dog

Sister's friends are coming over Stock up on food from kitchen so I don't have to leave my room

Sister's friends are coming over Stock up on food from kitchen so I don't have to leave my room

First week living with boyfriend Clog toilet and flood bathroom

First week living with boyfriend Clog toilet and flood bathroom

Start same sentence 3 times someone talks over you every time

Start same sentence 3 times someone talks over you every time

Open Birthday Card Pretend not to notice money while reading the card

Open Birthday Card Pretend not to notice money while reading the card

Used to Driving my car alone On date with girl "wow i can feel the weight difference"

Used to Driving my car alone On date with girl
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