for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE  UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin

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Dresses in Suit and Tie for Interview Phone Interview

Dresses in Suit and Tie for Interview Phone Interview

Walks up flight of stairs Becomes aware of breathing & holds breath so no one thinks he's out of shape

Walks up flight of stairs Becomes aware of breathing & holds breath so no one thinks he's out of shape

Grammar corrected by german girl calls her a grammar nazi

Grammar corrected by german girl calls her a grammar nazi

Didnt ask gfs parents what to call them two years later, still just talks in their direction

Didnt ask gfs parents what to call them two years later, still just talks in their direction

friend is getting yelled at by parent awkwardly pet the dog

friend is getting yelled at by parent awkwardly pet the dog

Sister's friends are coming over Stock up on food from kitchen so I don't have to leave my room

Sister's friends are coming over Stock up on food from kitchen so I don't have to leave my room

First week living with boyfriend Clog toilet and flood bathroom

First week living with boyfriend Clog toilet and flood bathroom

Start same sentence 3 times someone talks over you every time

Start same sentence 3 times someone talks over you every time

Open Birthday Card Pretend not to notice money while reading the card

Open Birthday Card Pretend not to notice money while reading the card

Used to Driving my car alone On date with girl "wow i can feel the weight difference"

Used to Driving my car alone On date with girl
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