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Casually mentions about being a drug user To the president of the united states
84,594 shares
Hey I just bit you... and now you're crazy because I'm infected... and gave you rabies
177,930 shares
Girlfriend says she doesn't want anything for anniversary doesn't get her anything
141,932 shares
Wife asks if she's fat "yes"
102,090 shares
Ran into ex Put the car in reverse and hit her again
132,332 shares
gets to pick game for family game night saw
119,835 shares
found a bear trap tea bag it
230,870 shares
feed the homeless to the homeless
158,917 shares
take sleeping pill wash down with redbull, let the battle begin
83,054 shares
found a beehive free pinata
143,299 shares
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