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Casually mentions about being a drug user To the president of the united states
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Hey I just bit you... and now you're crazy because I'm infected... and gave you rabies
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Girlfriend says she doesn't want anything for anniversary doesn't get her anything
141,726 shares
Wife asks if she's fat "yes"
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Ran into ex Put the car in reverse and hit her again
132,091 shares
gets to pick game for family game night saw
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found a bear trap tea bag it
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feed the homeless to the homeless
158,739 shares
take sleeping pill wash down with redbull, let the battle begin
82,865 shares
found a beehive free pinata
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