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blames the computer if there's a problem with you. blames you if there's a problem with the computer.
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Agrees to knock on your bedroom door before entering Knocks, then opens door anyway before you can respond
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spoil the shit out of you Get pissed when you can't take care of yourself
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both college graduates incapable of helping you with homework after 4th grade
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Tells you how they got their own place and jobs after college. Fucks up economy so you can't.
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Makes you clean your room for relatives coming over Nobody goes near room
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