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Casually mentions about being a drug user To the president of the united states
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Hey I just bit you... and now you're crazy because I'm infected... and gave you rabies
177,924 shares
Girlfriend says she doesn't want anything for anniversary doesn't get her anything
141,929 shares
Wife asks if she's fat "yes"
102,083 shares
Ran into ex Put the car in reverse and hit her again
132,328 shares
gets to pick game for family game night saw
119,831 shares
found a bear trap tea bag it
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feed the homeless to the homeless
158,909 shares
take sleeping pill wash down with redbull, let the battle begin
83,050 shares
found a beehive free pinata
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