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Dad! A carnivorous plant ate mom in our backyard! Good. Stage one is complete. W-what's stage two? In a few hours, you will collect its feces and I'll show you stage two.

Dad! A carnivorous plant ate mom in our backyard! Good. Stage one is complete. W-what's stage two? In a few hours, you will collect its feces and I'll show you stage two. Stare Dad
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Forgot my lunch again. I'll just eat from your plate.

Forgot my lunch again. I'll just eat from your plate. Business Cat
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Professor claims to be devout Christian and believes world created 8,000 years ago. Still teaches world was created 4.5 billion years ago.

Professor claims to be devout Christian and believes world created 8,000 years ago. Still teaches world was created 4.5 billion years ago. Science Major Mouse
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At least when I don't come home tonight, my wife and kids won't know how horrible I died... Is that a camera? Fuck

At least when I don't come home tonight, my wife and kids won't know how horrible I died... Is that a camera? Fuck Optimistic Crab
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Did you hear about the paleontologist who got hit in the head with a human bone? It was humerus!

Did you hear about the paleontologist who got hit in the head with a human bone? It was humerus! Lame Pun Coon
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COPS! Season 10, you said you wanted to borrow it?

COPS! Season 10, you said you wanted to borrow it? Successful Black Man
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old enough to hug old enough to plug

old enough to hug old enough to plug Pedobear
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Let's blaze Through this equation so we can continue on to Chapter 3.

Let's blaze Through this equation so we can continue on to Chapter 3. Rasta Science Teacher
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Ex brings boyfriend to hang out with you Hit on guy just to spite the ex

Ex brings boyfriend to hang out with you Hit on guy just to spite the ex Courage Wolf
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Rape victim gets pregnant WIN CUSTODY BATTLE

Rape victim gets pregnant WIN CUSTODY BATTLE Insanity Wolf
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