I believe i deserve a medal for this.

DID ALL MY LAUNDRY AND PUT IT AWAY ON THE SAME DAY  Success Kid

And I always make sure I say she's hot...

MY WIFE IS A PROFESSOR. I MAKE FAKE REVIEWS ON RATEMYPROF.COM TO BOOST HER SELF ESTEEM. Confession Bear

I present to you... PIZZA FRIES!

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Wise Words from George Carlin.

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Ninja broccoli

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Hawkeye, the Wingman

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9 Snapchats With Perfect Captions

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Octobear. Octobear Fest.

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Oh, Kermit!!!

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Texts From Mittens

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