Get home late at night Hype yourself for imminent fight with serial killer

Get home late at night Hype yourself for imminent fight with serial killer  Paranoid Parrot

Was a bad boy all year Still got awesome presents from Santa

Was a bad boy all year Still got awesome presents from Santa  Success Kid

not sure if really dry sense of humor or just an asshole

not sure if really dry sense of humor or just an asshole   Futurama Fry

posts slutty picture to get attention offended when the picture gets attention

posts slutty picture to get attention offended when the picture gets attention  Annoying Facebook Girl

"I'm pre-med. I'm going to be a surgeon." No, you're not.

complains bitterly about getting dodged by a guy who owes him fifty bucks all the while dodging the guy to whom he owes five hundred

complains bitterly about getting dodged by a guy who owes him fifty bucks all the while dodging the guy to whom he owes five hundred  Scumbag Steve

Say something funny, only one person hears person repeats it, everyone laughs

Say something funny, only one person hears person repeats it, everyone laughs  Socially Awkward Penguin

toilet bowl needs cleaning time to drink more liquids

toilet bowl needs cleaning time to drink more liquids  Foul Bachelor Frog

He said he'd do me like he does his homework He stopped after 5 minutes and started browsing reddit

He said he'd do me like he does his homework He stopped after 5 minutes and started browsing reddit  Redditors Wife

can only buy dresses that button or zip in the front

can only buy dresses that button or zip in the front  Forever Alone