last member of his species is female She's his underage cousin

last member of his species is female She's his underage cousin  Forever Alone Superman

Not sure if I like him or I'm really desperate

Not sure if I like him or I'm really desperate  Leela Futurama

Scalding hot coffee for a friend "I'm going to dip my dick in it!"

Scalding hot coffee for a friend

Go to store to buy condoms Leave with gum

Go to store to buy condoms Leave with gum  Socially Awksome Penguin

Becomes a billionaire to join the 1% because the other 99% were to mainstream

Becomes a billionaire to join the 1% because the other 99% were to mainstream  Hipster Barista

tells everyone we're an 8 - 5 company shows up every day after 9

tells everyone we're an 8 - 5 company shows up every day after 9  Scumbag Boss

I don't always stare off into space while lost in deep thought but when i do, I'm usually caught staring at someones boobs

I don't always stare off into space while lost in deep thought but when i do, I'm usually caught staring at someones boobs  The Most Interesting Man In The World

"Do your chores. It builds Character" Hires maid

Crap where is my passport Good it is still where it was twenty seconds ago

Crap where is my passport Good it is still where it was twenty seconds ago  Paranoid Parrot

I don't always click on NSFW links but when I do, I'm disappointed there's no nudity

I don't always click on NSFW links but when I do, I'm disappointed there's no nudity  The Most Interesting Man In The World