Person approaching your way at night thinks of ways to disable him if he were to attack you

Person approaching your way at night thinks of ways to disable him if he were to attack you  Paranoid Parrot

Not Sure if hungry or just really bored

Not Sure if hungry or just really bored  Futurama Fry

see an up escalator ahead scope out which girl to stand behind

see an up escalator ahead scope out which girl to stand behind  Foul Bachelor Frog

I told him we needed to start using birth control He brought home a lesbian

I told him we needed to start using birth control He brought home a lesbian  Redditors Wife

Clapping waiters approach table on your birthday OH GOD NO!

Clapping waiters approach table on your birthday OH GOD NO!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes you in his own perfect image But cut that foreskin off, it's gross

Makes you in his own perfect image But cut that foreskin off, it's gross  Advice God

Able to heal your wounds Makes picking scabs feel good

Able to heal your wounds Makes picking scabs feel good  Scumbag Brain

BUY CONDOMS SELF-CHECKOUT

BUY CONDOMS SELF-CHECKOUT  Socially Awksome Penguin

Invite him to hang out Doesn't ask who else is there

Invite him to hang out Doesn't ask who else is there  Good Guy Greg

Gets picture taken at a party Can't wear that shirt to a party ever again

Gets picture taken at a party Can't wear that shirt to a party ever again    Socially Awkward Penguin