crgrezoynve

My funny quickmeme collection

meme karma: 3650

collection views: 4467

fb problems

WOULD'VE LOVED BEING RECRUITED BY GOOGLE UNTIL I STARTED WORKING AT FB. ONLY GOT THE RECRUITMENT EMAIL B/C OF MY JOB AT FACEBOOK Misc

Spray Paint All Of The Freedom

DON'T MIND ME JUST PROTECTING YOUR RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF ASSEMBLY Misc

HBD waat?

FACEBOOK FRIENDS WISH MY HBD ON FACEBOOK FACEBOOK CO-WORKERS WISH ME HBD IN PERSON Socially Awkward Penguin

My new life.

SPENDS FIVE DAYS A WEEK WORKING AT FACEBOOK SPENDS TWO DAYS A WEEK SITTING ON FACEBOOK AT HOME Confession Bear

Sick day.

TOO SICK TO COME INTO WORK STAYS HOME AND VISITS ALL THE SAME SIGHTS FROM BED. Confession Bear

Memcache Memcache

I DON'T ALWAYS USE MEMCACHE BUT WHEN I DO, I STORE EVERYTHING TWICE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

That's how we code.

CODING DIRECTLY ON PRODUCTION TING SERVER ZERO SYNTAX ERRORS Success Kid

Need a life.

TRIED TO SOCIALIZE WITH MY FRIENDS TODAY. COULDN'T. PHONE'S DEAD; LOST MY PHONE CHARGER LAST NIGHT. Confession Bear

Broken social scene

I SIT WITHIN 50' OF MY WORKMATES ONLY TALK WITH THEM ON FACEBOOK. Confession Bear

Friendly guy

I'M WEARING EARBUDS, BUT NOT LISTENING TO ANYTHING SO THAT COWORKERS WON'T MAKE SMALLTALK WITH ME Confession Bear