take off clothes instead of paying for air conditioning might as well masturbate

take off clothes instead of paying for air conditioning might as well masturbate  Foul Bachelor Frog

Jehova's witness? Come right in

Jehova's witness? Come right in  Insanity Wolf

RELIGION IS HOLDING BACK ADVANCEMENT OF SOCIETY STILL EATING CHEETOS IN MOM'S BASEMENT

RELIGION IS HOLDING BACK ADVANCEMENT OF SOCIETY STILL EATING CHEETOS IN MOM'S BASEMENT  Butthurt Dweller

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I drink american beer

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I drink american beer  Bear Grylls

Where's the Crack in the foundation? We need to repair that to protect our property value

Where's the Crack in the foundation? We need to repair that to protect our property value  Successful Black Man

makes front page using comic sans

makes front page using comic sans  Insanity Wolf

I don't always click on links with the matchup in title But when I do, I complain about spoilers

I don't always click on links with the matchup in title But when I do, I complain about spoilers  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Take sleeping pills Operate heavy machinery

Take sleeping pills Operate heavy machinery  Insanity Wolf

Gets text while talking to you Turns phone off

Gets text while talking to you Turns phone off  Good Guy Greg

girlfriend says she's hungry pregnant

girlfriend says she's hungry pregnant  Paranoid Parrot