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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? Question. Are they north american cardinals or sandhill cranes? Trick question. Sandhill cranes do not fit in the hand.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? Question. Are they north american cardinals or sandhill cranes? Trick question. Sandhill cranes do not fit in the hand. Schrute
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Makes Advice Animal Posts to r/pics for more karma

Makes Advice Animal Posts to r/pics for more karma Reddit Alien
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wake up hungover with pizza in bed eat pizza

wake up hungover with pizza in bed eat pizza Foul Bachelor Frog
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phone vibrates in pocket accidentally set alarm for pm

phone vibrates in pocket accidentally set alarm for pm Forever Alone
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Roll over in bed and it squeaks everyone in house thinks i'm masturbating

Roll over in bed and it squeaks everyone in house thinks i'm masturbating Paranoid Parrot
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go to job interview. "where do you see yourself in 5 years?" as your boss

go to job interview.
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turn in test say "here's your answer key"

turn in test say
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is something indescribable when described as indescribable?

is something indescribable when described as indescribable? Philosoraptor
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they say the best offense is a good defense. FALSE. the best offense is offense.

they say the best offense is a good defense. FALSE. the best offense is offense. Schrute
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Can't read my p-p-pokerface? Fact. I am adept in emotion concealment

Can't read my p-p-pokerface? Fact. I am adept in emotion concealment Schrute
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