Can't read my p-p-pokerface? Fact. I am adept in emotion concealment

Can't read my p-p-pokerface? Fact.

I am adept in emotion concealment  Schrute

Pizza online ordering site down wasn't hungry anyway

Pizza online ordering site down wasn't hungry anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Realize you've worn these pants for 5 days in a row Congratulate yourself on a new high score

Realize you've worn these pants for 5 days in a row Congratulate yourself on a new high score  Foul Bachelor Frog

LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED? FALSE. YOU NEED WATER AND RATIONS.

LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED? FALSE.  
YOU NEED WATER AND RATIONS.  Schrute

HR DEPARTMENT Y U NO TELL ME U REJECT JOB APPLICATION

HR DEPARTMENT Y U NO TELL ME U REJECT JOB APPLICATION  Y U No

Claim to have created humans in your own image. Force humans to create images of you that resemble them.

Claim to have created humans in your own image. Force humans to create images of you that resemble them.  Advice God

Convince people that you created the world about 8,000 years ago. Leave skeletons of early hominids that evolved more than 20,000 years ago lying around.

Convince people that you created the world about 8,000 years ago. Leave skeletons of early hominids that evolved more than 20,000 years ago lying around.  Advice God

I used to be a Creationist, but, then my views evolved!

I used to be a Creationist, but, then my views evolved!  Lame Pun Coon

HOUSEMATES TALKING IN HALLWAY THEY'RE PLOTTING AGAINST ME

HOUSEMATES TALKING IN HALLWAY THEY'RE PLOTTING AGAINST ME  Paranoid Parrot

I don't always work But when I do, i start an hour before i leave

I don't always work But when I do, i start an hour before i leave  The Most Interesting Man In The World