Your mom is so fat she had a cardiac arrest due to her increased blood pressure.

Your mom is so fat she had a cardiac arrest due to her increased blood pressure.  Anti-Joke Chicken

create mechanical and scientific universe punish those who don't believe in the supernatural

create mechanical and scientific universe punish those who don't believe in the supernatural  Advice God

WE DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY AROUND HERE I, for example, like to think INSIDE the box

WE DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY AROUND HERE I, for example, like to think INSIDE the box  Business Cat

They gave me a wedgie I ripped them a new asshole

They gave me a wedgie I ripped them a new asshole  Karate Kyle

They pulled down my pants I pulled out their spine

They pulled down my pants I pulled out their spine  Karate Kyle

They took my lunch money I took their lives

They took my lunch money I took their lives  Karate Kyle

the holocaust didn't happen in a muslim country. it took place in Christian Europe.

the holocaust didn't happen in a muslim country. it took place in Christian Europe.  Ordinary Muslim Man

In new york! Concrete jungle wet dream tomato!

In new york! Concrete jungle wet dream tomato!  Wrong Lyrics Christina

See girls thong tell her

See girls thong tell her  Socially Awkward Penguin

you can find me at the club house after a long day of golf with prospective clients

you can find me at the club house after a long day of golf with prospective clients  Successful Black Man