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Asked wife her new years resolutions Have sex with me more

Asked wife her new years resolutions Have sex with me more Success Kid
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I'll have you know, I clean my ears with Q-tips even though it says not to right on the box

I'll have you know, I clean my ears with Q-tips even though it says not to right on the box Tough Spongebob
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TOLD FRIEND ZONE CRUSH HOW I FEEL NEW GIRLFRIEND

TOLD FRIEND ZONE CRUSH HOW I FEEL NEW GIRLFRIEND Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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you don't talk much? "don't worry, I'll break you out of your shell"

you don't talk much?
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Want to get rid of your hangover? try cocaine

Want to get rid of your hangover? try cocaine Malicious Advice Mallard
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Puts you to sleep because you drank too much. Wakes you up 3 hours later so you can enjoy your hangover.

Puts you to sleep because you drank too much. Wakes you up 3 hours later so you can enjoy your hangover. Scumbag Brain
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i'm at a party and my phone is dying but no one has an iPhone 5 charger

i'm at a party and my phone is dying but no one has an iPhone 5 charger First World Problems
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I hate having a condo on the 30th floor my ears always pop going down the elevator

I hate having a condo on the 30th floor my ears always pop going down the elevator First World Problems
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Why are most horses so slim? Because they are on a stable diet!

Why are most horses so slim? Because they are on a stable diet! Bad Joke Eel
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Oh, you just got a new girlfriend? Lets spend the entire night making up scenarios of how things are going to end.

Oh, you just got a new girlfriend? Lets spend the entire night making up scenarios of how things are going to end. Scumbag Brain
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