My butt hurts From sitting on my wallet full of cash all day

My butt hurts From sitting on my wallet full of cash all day  First World Problems

I think i left my jacket in your room, can I come get it later? I don't think you've ever been in my room, but I looked around anyway. It's not here.

I think i left my jacket in your room, can I come get it later? I don't think you've ever been in my room, but I looked around anyway. It's not here.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

I don't always talk to girls I like, but when I do, I... I... Um...

I don't always talk to girls I like, but when I do, I... I... Um...
  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Not sure if all female redditors are hot or they only make the front page because they're hot.

Not sure if all female redditors are hot or they only make the front page because they're hot.  Futurama Fry

want me to sit on your lap so we can share the chair? no thanks, i'm fine sitting on the floor

want me to sit on your lap so we can share the chair? no thanks, i'm fine sitting on the floor  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Not sure if neighborhood is safe, because the police are always walking around Or dangerous, because the police are always walking around

Not sure if neighborhood is safe, because the police are always walking around Or dangerous, because the police are always walking around  Futurama Fry

the commute for my new job is too short... I can't even listen to a whole song on the way in

the commute for my new job is too short... I can't even listen to a whole song on the way in  First World Problems

Moved into bigger house 46" TV no longer big enough for living room

Moved into bigger house 46

If you are going to use free speech to tell other people they can't speak freely we're all gonna have a bad time

If you are going to use free speech to tell other people they can't speak freely we're all gonna have a bad time  Super Cool Ski Instructor

My roommate is gone. You can help me study for biology No thanks, I don't have that class

My roommate is gone. You can help me study for biology No thanks, I don't have that class  Sexually Oblivious Rhino