Runs with scissors gets hit by bus.

Runs with scissors  gets hit by bus.  Bad Luck Brian

This deal smells fishy Where do i sign?

This deal smells fishy Where do i sign?  Business Cat

Complains that Girls only like attractive guys. Likes girls because they are hot.

Complains that Girls only like attractive guys. Likes girls because they are hot.   Butthurt Dweller

I like your accent. Where are you from? talking to a deaf person

I like your accent. Where are you from? talking to a deaf person  Socially Awkward Penguin

Surfs the web Drowns

Surfs the web Drowns  Bad Luck Brian

Send sexy text to the wrong girl She sends one back

Send sexy text to the wrong girl She sends one back  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Your mother must be the luckiest woman alive to have you inside her for 9 whole months.

Your mother must be the luckiest woman alive to have you inside her for 9 whole months.  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Sits next to hot girl in class Adrenaline rush

Sits next to hot girl in class Adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

visit girlfriend in college Her room mate is gone for the weekend

visit girlfriend in college Her room mate is gone for the weekend  Success Kid

This is very complicated Lets go through it quickly

This is very complicated Lets go through it quickly  Unhelpful High School Teacher