I wanna have your baby so you'll love me forever

I wanna have your baby so you'll love me forever
  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I'll have you know, I had blood drawn this morning and I only cried for 20 minutes.

I'll have you know, I had blood drawn this morning and I only cried for 20 minutes.  Tough Spongebob

I spent too long in a hot shower now my finger is too wrinkly for my laptop fingerprint scanner

I spent too long in a hot shower now my finger is too wrinkly for my laptop fingerprint scanner  First World Problems

i'm not always sexist and racist but when i am, i'm driving

i'm not always sexist and racist but when i am, i'm driving  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I need to go through the whole alphabet to know which letter comes after which

I need to go through the whole alphabet  to know which letter comes after which  Confession Bear

Starts to yawn in public can't finish yawn, fakes rest of yawn

Starts to yawn in public can't finish yawn, fakes rest of yawn  Socially Awkward Penguin

If you think 15 more minutes of sleep is going to help you wake up you're gonna have a bad time

If you think 15 more minutes of sleep is going to help you wake up you're gonna have a bad time  Youre gonna have a bad time

Do you think skipping rocks are like shooting stars for fish?

Do you think skipping rocks are like shooting stars for fish?  10 Guy

Taylor swift is absolutely gorgeous but all her songs are about guys dumping her she must have a terrible personality

Taylor swift is absolutely gorgeous but all her songs are about guys dumping her  she must have a terrible personality  Sudden Clarity Clarence

open birthday card pretend not to notice money inside while reading card

open birthday card pretend not to notice money inside while reading card    Socially Awkward Penguin