Youre gonna have a bad time

if you're at home reading your news feed on friday night you're gonna have a bad time

if you're at home reading your news feed on friday night you're gonna have a bad time  Youre gonna have a bad time

If you walk onstage at the Maury Povich show and people start clapping for you and you don't know why you're gonna have a bad time

If you walk onstage at the Maury Povich show and people start clapping for you and you don't know why  you're gonna have a bad time  Youre gonna have a bad time

If you think having a kid together will save your marriage you're gonna have a bad time

If you think having a kid together will save your marriage  you're gonna have a bad time  Youre gonna have a bad time

If you try and use sarcasm while texting you're gonna have a bad time

If you try and use sarcasm while texting you're gonna have a bad time  Youre gonna have a bad time

If you have girl best friend and a girl friend you're gonna have a bad time

If you have girl best friend and a girl friend you're gonna have a bad time  Youre gonna have a bad time

If you think 15 more minutes of sleep is going to help you wake up you're gonna have a bad time

If you think 15 more minutes of sleep is going to help you wake up you're gonna have a bad time  Youre gonna have a bad time

If you think your new girlfriend is just being cute when she tells you shes crazy you're gonna have a bad time

If you think your new girlfriend is just being cute when she tells you shes crazy you're gonna have a bad time  Youre gonna have a bad time

If you expect me to accept your facebook game invites you're gonna have a bad time

If you expect me to accept your facebook game invites you're gonna have a bad time  Youre gonna have a bad time

I dare you

IF YOU NO-KNOCK RAID MY HOUSE WHERE I PROTECT MY FAMILY WITH 2ND AMENDMENT APPROVED WEAPONS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME. Youre gonna have a bad time

IF YOU ENTER A 10KM RUN AND ARE WALKING BEFORE YOU GET TO THE 500M MARK

IF YOU ENTER A 10KM RUN AND ARE WALKING BEFORE YOU GET TO THE 500M MARK  YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time