You're having lunch with your sister? Is she prettier than me?

You're having lunch with your sister? Is she prettier than me?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Turns to the History Channel Actually showing something informative

Turns to the History Channel Actually showing something informative  Success Kid

I had to drive my audi to work because my bmw is in the shop

I had to drive my audi to work because my bmw is in the shop  First World Problems

I just spent $600 on books and I only cried for 20 minutes

I just spent $600 on books and I only cried for 20 minutes  Tough Spongebob

I don't always get texts from girls But when i do, I over analyze the shit out of them

I don't always get texts from girls But when i do, I over analyze the shit out of them  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Cooled a beer in the freezer remembered

Cooled a beer in the freezer remembered  Success Kid

Why did the bike fall over? It was two-tired

Why did the bike fall over? It was two-tired  Lame Pun Coon

i sign things with your last name for practice

i sign things with your last name for practice  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I don't always feel my phone vibrate But when i do, it didn't

I don't always feel my phone vibrate But when i do, it didn't  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i couldn't fully enjoy the cirque du soleil show my seat in the front row was too close

i couldn't fully enjoy the cirque du soleil show my seat in the front row was too close  First World Problems