This paper is the best i've ever read 95%. No paper is perfect.

This paper is the best i've ever read 95%. No paper is perfect.  Unhelpful High School Teacher

allergic to bees? that's my boy

allergic to bees? that's my boy  High Expectations Asian Father

Not sure if children's cartoons are getting weirder Or i'm getting older and more sensible

Not sure if children's cartoons are getting weirder Or i'm getting older and more sensible   Futurama Fry

Friends leave beer at his place Saves it for the next time they come over.

Friends leave beer at his place Saves it for the next time they come over.  Misc

I keep hearing about this mystical place called . . . . . the friendzone

I keep hearing about this mystical place called     . . . . .            the friendzone  Forever Alone

Finishes can of soda Nice, I made an ashtray.

Finishes can of soda Nice, I made an ashtray.  Foul Bachelor Frog

Wife asked me to watch the baby He napped the whole time

Wife asked me to watch the baby He napped the whole time  Success Kid

If I only buy one type of sock I'll never have to match them again

If I only buy one type of sock I'll never have to match them again  Sudden Clarity Clarence

i filled up so much on my appetizer now i can't finish my entree

i filled up so much on my appetizer now i can't finish my entree   First World Problems

There's not enough room in my fridge For the leftovers i brought home

There's not enough room in my fridge For the leftovers i brought home   First World Problems