Dropped Full Soda Can on Carpet Landed standing up

Dropped Full Soda Can on Carpet Landed standing up  Success Kid

Borrows $25 Calls you a douchebag for trying to collect

Borrows $25 Calls you a douchebag for trying to collect  Scumbag Steve

Single for one day Acts like she has been alone for forever

Single for one day Acts like she has been alone for forever  Annoying Facebook Girl

Makes earth 6000 years ago Plants overwhelming amount of evidence contradicting this

Makes earth 6000 years ago Plants overwhelming amount of evidence contradicting this  Advice God

Checked Texts After A Night Of Drinking None

Checked Texts After A Night Of Drinking None  Success Kid

Touched by Jesus His mexican uncle

Touched by Jesus His mexican uncle  Bad Luck Brian

Gets facebook notification Not a game request

Gets facebook notification Not a game request  Success Kid

wins two tickets to disney world goes twice

wins two tickets to disney world goes twice  Forever Alone

I didn't get to eat my favorite lunch from home because my boss ordered pizza for everyone

I didn't get to eat my favorite lunch from home because my boss ordered pizza for everyone  First World Problems

Stay In drugs, eat your school and don't do vegetables

Stay In drugs, eat your school and don't do vegetables  10 Guy