So you're telling me, You have fights with water, and not over it?

So you're telling me, You have fights with water, and not over it?  Skeptical Third World Kid

Finally goes to a party Sits and pets the cat all night

Finally goes to a party Sits and pets the cat all  night  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets called a couple by people in public Too awkward to correct them

Gets called a couple by people in public Too awkward to correct them  Socially Awkward Couple

My face hurts from smiling too much

My face hurts
 from smiling too much  First World Problems

It's too sunny to see my laptop screen

It's too sunny  to see my laptop screen  First World Problems

men are paid more than women because women expect men to buy them dinners and drinks

men are paid more than women because women expect men to buy them dinners and drinks  Sudden Clarity Clarence

If "sugar tits" is used to refer to great breasts should fake ones be called "splenda tits"?

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i always pack heat pads for our ski trip to the aspen

i always pack heat pads for our ski trip to the aspen  Successful Black Man

OPENS DOOR FOR HOT GIRL AT STARBUCKS SPILLS COFFEE IN THE PROCESS

OPENS DOOR FOR HOT GIRL AT STARBUCKS SPILLS COFFEE IN THE PROCESS  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finds phone six months after losing it no missed calls

Finds phone six months after losing it no missed calls  Forever Alone