Doesn't let you go to a friend's house because they might teach you bad things lets you go on the internet

Doesn't let you go to a friend's house because they might teach you bad things lets you go on the internet  Sheltering Suburban Mom

flips pillow over warmer

flips pillow over warmer  Bad Luck Brian

your final answer was correct But you lose points for not working it out in my specific way

your final answer was correct But you lose points for not working it out in my specific way  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Home Alone close door to pee anyway

Home Alone close door to pee anyway  Paranoid Parrot

I've been practicing my new signature For when we get married

I've been practicing my new signature
 For when we get married  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I don't always make pasta but when i do, i make twice as much as i meant to

I don't always make pasta but when i do, i make twice as much as i meant to  The Most Interesting Man In The World

why the fuck is "needs 5 years experience" listed as entry level

why the fuck is

Not sure if I just like sweatpants Or if I'm suffering from clinical depression

Not sure if I just like sweatpants Or if I'm suffering from clinical depression  Futurama Fry

Put shorts on from last summer found 35 bucks cash

Put shorts on from last summer found 35 bucks cash  Success Kid

Log into reddit after being homeless for a month. Cakeday!

Log into reddit after being homeless for a month.  Cakeday!  Success Kid