Hey you. Yeah, you. I totally sucked your wife's tits

Hey you. Yeah, you. I totally sucked your wife's tits  drunk baby

Find drunk baby and bring him here He can drink with the fishes tonight

Find drunk baby and bring him here He can drink with the fishes tonight   Baby Godfather

so then i said "no, this little piggys going to the bar

so then i said

Okay, but just one more beer I have to be up at 3 A.M. tomorrow to wake my parents up

Okay, but just one more beer I have to be up at 3 A.M. tomorrow to wake my parents up  drunk baby

Blind person asks for directions Points

Blind person asks for directions Points  Socially Awkward Penguin

And then I says to her, I says, No, I got nose. YOUR

And then I says to her, I says, No, I got                nose. YOUR  drunk baby

So I'm sitting there, sucking on a nice pair of tits, And the next thing I know, I wake up somewhere I've never seen and I've shit my pants

So I'm sitting there, sucking on a nice pair of tits, And the next thing I know, I wake up somewhere I've never seen and I've shit my pants  drunk baby

Opens door for cute girl and the 15 other people behind her

Opens door for cute girl and the 15 other people behind her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Martyr for Islam 72 virgins were guys

Martyr for Islam 72 virgins were guys  Bad Luck Brian

Roses are red, Bullets are lead Take me back now, Or get shot in the head

Roses are red,
Bullets are lead Take me back now,
Or get shot in the head  Overly Attached Girlfriend