Oh, you're an aspiring DJ at a local club? One Large Number 4 Combo, please.

Oh, you're an aspiring DJ at a local club? One Large Number 4 Combo, please.  Condescending Wonka

your boyfriend is meeting the family today? gonna have to hump the living hell out of his leg

your boyfriend is meeting the family today? gonna have to hump the living hell out of his leg   Scumbag dog

trips on acid immediately washes in the laboratory emergency shower station to prevent chemical burns

trips on acid immediately washes in the laboratory emergency shower station to prevent chemical burns  Rasta Science Teacher

Girlfriend starts to unbutton your jeans can't undo the button so she gives up

Girlfriend starts to unbutton your jeans can't undo the button so she gives up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finished Folding Laundry All Socks make pairs

Finished Folding Laundry All Socks make pairs  Success Kid

Says something that makes people laugh Repeats it in head for hours after

Says something that makes people laugh  Repeats it in head for hours after  Socially Awkward Penguin

no need to shower i bathed you while you slept

no need to shower i bathed you while you slept  overly attached cat

allows millions in africa to starve is concerned about what you do with your genitals

allows millions in africa to starve is concerned about what you do with your genitals  Advice God

Lasts a long time during sex girlfriend thinks it's because i don't find her attractive

Lasts a long time during sex girlfriend thinks it's because i don't find her attractive  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Shaves head to avoid using shampoo

Shaves head to avoid using shampoo  Foul Bachelor Frog