Scumbag dog

SCREAM HIS NAME IGNORES YOU MAKE A TINY CRINKLE WITH A BAG OF CHIPS UP YOUR ASS IMMEDIATELY

SCREAM HIS NAME
IGNORES YOU MAKE A TINY CRINKLE WITH A BAG OF CHIPS
 UP YOUR ASS IMMEDIATELY  Scumbag dog

your boyfriend is meeting the family today? gonna have to hump the living hell out of his leg

your boyfriend is meeting the family today? gonna have to hump the living hell out of his leg   Scumbag dog

CAN SMELL CANCER SMELLS OWN BUTT INSTEAD

CAN SMELL CANCER SMELLS OWN BUTT INSTEAD  Scumbag dog

ScumDog ScumDog

TURNS AWAY IN DISGUST WHEN OFFERED DOG TREATS OR PEANUT BUTTER. EATS ENTIRE PIZZA OFF COUNTER WHEN I RUN TO THE  BATHROOM TO PEE. Scumbag dog

I came into my room on my break.

KEEPS YOU AWAKE MOST OF THE NIGHT. SLEEPS WHILE YOU'RE AT WORK. Scumbag dog

Bark contest!

OH, YOU'RE READING? LEMME START BARKING NON-STOP SO YOU CAN CONCENTRATE BETTER Scumbag dog

Scumbag dog

BEGS YOU TO BE LET OUTSIDE  JUST STANDS THERE WHEN YOU OPEN THE DOOR  Scumbag dog

He can do it by himself, too

WAITS UNTIL I'M FINALLY COMFORTABLE AND ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP WHINES FOR ME TO LIFE HIM ON THE BED Scumbag dog

My scumbag dog in the morning

WAKES YOU UP, WHINING TO BE LET OUTSIDE STEALS YOUR SPOT IN BED AS SOON AS YOU GET UP  Scumbag dog