Someone standing in front of the item you need Pretend to look at something else until they move

Someone standing in front of the item you need Pretend to look at something else until they move  Socially Awkward Penguin

Guess What You don't have to see your ex ever again, ever

Guess What You don't have to see your ex ever again, ever  Overly Attached Girlfriend

20 years old not married or pregnant

20 years old not married or pregnant  Success Kid

my chocolate chip cookie is raisin

my chocolate chip cookie is raisin  First World Problems

Favorite book? Fifty Shades of Crayola

Favorite book? Fifty Shades of Crayola  Pedobear

Doesn't take off shirt because of farmers tan Has farmers tan because doesn't take off shirt

Doesn't take off shirt because of farmers tan Has farmers tan because  doesn't take off shirt  Socially Awkward Penguin

I was in a haze all day Because I was up all night grading my student's lab reports

I was in a haze all day Because I was up all night grading my student's lab reports  Rasta Science Teacher

Alarm goes off Gets confused by fancy buttons, ends up unplugging it

Alarm goes off Gets confused by fancy buttons, ends up unplugging it  Tech Impaired Duck

Video calls Don't say anything, just type

Video calls Don't say anything, just type   Socially Awkward Couple

I don't always have sex but when I do it usually ends in an apology

I don't always have sex but when I do it usually ends in an apology  The Most Interesting Man In The World