Another girl liked your status? I blocked her for you

Another girl liked your status? I blocked her for you  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Girlfriend surprises you with your favorite dinner You're trying to break up with her

Girlfriend surprises you with your favorite dinner You're trying to break up with her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

And I was like: "She's great on the piano" "But she sucks on the organ"

And I was like:

deadlines are non-negotiable I'll finish grading your papers whenever i get a chance

deadlines are non-negotiable I'll finish grading your papers whenever i get a chance  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Sees fun new board game 2-4 players

Sees fun new board game 2-4 players  Forever Alone

It took you 10 minutes to get home google maps says it takes 8. who is she.

It took you 10 minutes to get home google maps says it takes 8. who is she.  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Fix her computer Blames all future problems on you

Fix her computer Blames all future problems on you  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy but I lied about birth control, im having your baby

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy but I lied about birth control, im having your baby  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Catch cute girl's eye in parking lot hits self in face with seatbelt

Catch cute girl's eye in parking lot hits self in face with seatbelt  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

run out of clean underwear buy more

run out of clean underwear buy more  Foul Bachelor Frog