I know all of the information to write my essay but i still need to find sources for a grade

I know all of the information to write my essay but i still need to find sources for a grade  First World Problems

Why did I believe Mommy When she said, “if you tell me the truth, you won’t get in trouble”

Why did I believe Mommy When she said, “if you tell me the truth, you won’t get in trouble”   Regretful Toddler

I wish i could kill my parents so i could live with you

I wish i could kill my parents so i could live with you  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Knows the professor is wrong can't correct him without looking like a douche

Knows the professor is wrong can't correct him without looking like a douche  Over-Educated Problems

Wife asks if she's fat "yes"

Wife asks if she's fat

no plans? no shower.

no plans? no shower.  Foul Bachelor Frog

I deleted your facebook and made us a joint account

I deleted your facebook and made us a joint account  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Wins all his shopping free at the checkout only bought a 29 cent stick of gum

Wins all his shopping free at the checkout only bought a 29 cent stick of gum  Bad Luck Brian

wore same clothes 3 days in a row never saw the same person twice

wore same clothes 3 days in a row never saw the same person twice  Success Kid

Has imaginary argument in head Makes corresponding facial expressions and looks insane

Has imaginary argument in head Makes corresponding facial expressions and looks insane  Socially Awkward Penguin