you can't watch that movie it has bad language Sends you to public school

you can't watch that movie it has bad language Sends you to public school  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Forgot to set alarm clock Wake up when it usually goes off

Forgot to set alarm clock Wake up when it usually goes off  Success Kid

Flawlessly remembers melody and lyrics to a song you haven't listened to in years What did I eat for breakfast?

Flawlessly remembers melody and lyrics to a song you haven't listened to in years What did I eat for breakfast?   Scumbag Brain

PIZZA IS BURNING YOUR HAND? QUICK- PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!

PIZZA IS BURNING YOUR HAND? QUICK- PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!  Scumbag Brain

''Have you ever had sex with-...'' Let me stop you right there.

''Have you ever had sex with-...'' Let me stop you right there.  Forever Alone

Blows rape whistle Alerts more rapists of his location

Blows rape whistle Alerts more rapists of his location  Bad Luck Brian

If you only live once, Why risk ruining it with a rash decision?

If you only live once, Why risk ruining it with a rash decision?  Philosoraptor

Drunk girl showed slight interest Spend next month imagining you as couple

Drunk girl showed slight interest Spend next month imagining you as couple  Forever Alone

died for your sins nine times

died for your sins nine times  Jesus Cat

not sure if crazy person or just making a hands free call

not sure if crazy person or just making a hands free call  Futurama Fry