Gives you cash to pick up his lunch In exact change before taxes

Gives you cash to pick up his lunch In exact change before taxes  Scumbag Steve

Rides bumper cars Killed by drunk driver

Rides bumper cars Killed by drunk driver  Bad Luck Brian

Have to fart in public big fat guy nearby

Have to fart in public big fat guy nearby  Success Kid

Not sure if losing weight Or just stretched out the waist of my pants

Not sure if losing weight Or just stretched out the waist of my pants  Futurama Fry

"Do you like role playing?" You mean like dungeons and dragons?

My thumb can't reach an icon on my phone so now i have to reposition my whole hand

My thumb can't reach an icon on my phone so now i have to reposition my whole hand  First World Problems

found a bear trap tea bag it

found a bear trap tea bag it  Insanity Wolf

Professor canceled class but didn't send out an email

Professor canceled class
 but didn't send out an email   First World Problems

Chest pain? Probably a heart attack

Chest pain? Probably
a heart attack  Paranoid Parrot

I took my family camping concentration camping

I took my family camping
 concentration camping  Vengeance Dad