Vengeance Dad

My family is a treasure You need a map and a shovel to find them

My family is a treasure You need a map and a shovel to find them  Vengeance Dad

They said I would miss my family I would never miss from close range.

They said I would miss my family I would never miss from close range.  Vengeance Dad

They made me choose: them or my online poker addiction My clubs beat their hearts

They made me choose: them or my online poker addiction My clubs beat their hearts  Vengeance Dad

they said i was lazy so i only bothered to dig one grave

they said i was lazy so i only bothered to dig one grave  Vengeance Dad

My family wanted to spend time together So I didn't bother with separate graves

My family wanted to spend time together So I didn't bother with separate graves  Vengeance Dad

I took my family camping concentration camping

I took my family camping
 concentration camping  Vengeance Dad

We started family game night with Life and ended with Uno

We started family game night with Life and ended with Uno  Vengeance Dad

The children wouldn't drink without a straw Now they can't eat without one

The children wouldn't drink without a straw Now they can't eat without one  Vengeance Dad

I've worked hard to feed my family Into the wood chipper

I've worked hard to feed my family Into the wood chipper  Vengeance Dad

My family is like a fine wine Locked up in a barrel in the cellar

My family is like a fine wine Locked up in a barrel in the cellar  Vengeance Dad