Gets flashed by girls in adjacent car pretends to ignore them

Gets flashed by girls in adjacent car pretends to ignore them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Preaches about forgiveness All human ever born must suffer because one man ate a fruit from wrong tree 10'000 years ago

Preaches about forgiveness All human ever born must suffer because one man ate a fruit from wrong tree 10'000 years ago  Advice God

Clears throat before speaking Voice cracks anyway

Clears throat before speaking Voice cracks anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Human has two hands only uses one at a time to pet me

Human has two hands only uses one at a time to pet me  First World Cat Problems

Gives you shit about nike clothes made in sweatshops Uses Macbook

Gives you shit about nike clothes made in sweatshops Uses Macbook   College Liberal

One Does Not Simply tell your boss that you have a job interview

One Does Not Simply tell your boss that you have a job interview  Boromir

Pull up to gas pump on the wrong side of car leave the gas station

Pull up to gas pump on the wrong side of car leave the gas station  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets Hiv Still A Virgin

Gets Hiv Still A Virgin  Bad Luck Brian

Hot girl says his freckles are cute Melanoma

Hot girl says his freckles are cute Melanoma  Bad Luck Brian

Plays shitty music all the way to work Favorite song starts as soon as you park

Plays shitty music all the way to work Favorite song starts as soon as you park  scumbag radio station