First World Cat Problems

All the single ladies stop saying you should just give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, don't force an innocent cat to live with you.

All the single ladies stop saying you should just give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, don't force an innocent cat to live with you.  First World Cat Problems

Human has two hands only uses one at a time to pet me

Human has two hands only uses one at a time to pet me  First World Cat Problems

When ever I meow to get out My owner pets me instead

When ever I meow to get out My owner pets me instead  First World Cat Problems

soccer ball

I LOVE MY YELLOW SOCCER BALL  BUT IT IS ALSO WARPED A LITTLE   First World Cat Problems

Waiting for Woobs

WAITING FOR MY SON TO GET OFF THE SCHOOL BUS             ON FRIDAY AFTERNOON             First World Cat Problems

coding cat

I WANT A PROGRAM THAT DOES EXACTY WHAT I WANT IT TO DO   BUT I DON'T WANT TO CODE IT First World Cat Problems

Entropic death

Scholar with a sword

I WANT LIFE SPELLS BUT I ALSO WANT TO BE ABLE TO STAB PEOPLE First World Cat Problems

Getting paid to poop

HAVE TO POOP, BUT I AM ON BREAK First World Cat Problems

i really want to hit ur stock out ya

I REALLY WANT TO FALL BUT I ALSO KINDA WANT TO HIT YOUR STOP FIRST First World Cat Problems