Orders honey chicken at chinese restaurant. "omg i'm so cultured for having exotic asian dishes"

Orders honey chicken at chinese restaurant.

someone is in the front of the thing you want pretend to look at something else until they move

someone is in the front of the thing you want pretend to look at something else until they move  Socially Awkward Penguin

Not sure if i'm a heartless bastard or just been desensitized by the internet

Not sure if i'm a heartless bastard or just been desensitized by the internet  Futurama Fry

i rolled everything i had into a joint bank account that includes my wife's name

i rolled everything i had into a joint bank account that includes my wife's name  Successful Black Man

having lunch with girl tomorrow spends all day coming up with conversation topics

having lunch with girl tomorrow spends all day coming up with conversation topics  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

saw cheating ex girlfriend Pushing stroller

saw cheating ex girlfriend Pushing stroller  Success Kid

Can't remember the answer to an exam question until you leave the exam

Can't remember the answer to an exam question until you leave the exam  Scumbag Brain

Cash in coins I've been saving for a year $510.17

Cash in coins I've been saving for a year $510.17  Success Kid

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUDDEN NOSEDIVE AND LOSS OF AIRCRAFT CONTROL SOMEBODY ON THE GROUND POINTED A LASER INSIDE THE COCKPIT

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUDDEN NOSEDIVE AND LOSS OF AIRCRAFT CONTROL SOMEBODY ON THE GROUND POINTED A LASER INSIDE THE COCKPIT  Captain kitteh

Old mcdonald had a farm had

Old mcdonald had a farm had   Evil cows