butthole itches fart forcibly as means of scratching

butthole itches fart forcibly as means of scratching  Foul Bachelor Frog

Have not seen friends in three weeks friends tell me about how great there lives have been in the past three weeks

Have not seen friends in three weeks friends tell me about how great there lives have been in the past three weeks  Forever Alone

Runs a kissing booth Arrested for prostitution

Runs a kissing booth Arrested for prostitution  Bad Luck Brian

The only thing I have to drink Is clean, free water

The only thing I have to drink Is clean, free water  First World Problems

Not sure if co-worker is hot Or just worked here for too long

Not sure if co-worker is hot Or just worked here for too long  Futurama Fry

Whats better than a stimulation package? Getting your package stimulated.

Whats better than a stimulation package? Getting your package stimulated.  Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

"you can't just throw a good essay together in a couple of hours" "your final exam will be to write an essay in two hours"

take sleeping pill wash down with redbull, let the battle begin

take sleeping pill wash down with redbull, let the battle begin  Insanity Wolf

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

phone has been dead in pocket for 3 days didn't notice and no missed calls

phone has been dead in pocket for 3 days didn't notice and no missed calls  Forever Alone