Wear new Push up bra get distracted by own cleavage

Wear new Push up bra get distracted by own cleavage  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Plays Frisbee with A BOOMERANG

Plays Frisbee with A BOOMERANG  Forever Alone

Tries to ask a girl out Cousin-Zoned

Tries to ask a girl out Cousin-Zoned  Redneck Randal

finds board game in the attic Jumanji

finds board game in the attic Jumanji   Bad Luck Brian

This job isn't for everyone But Hay....its in my jeans

This job isn't for everyone But Hay....its in my jeans  Scarecrow

Cop didn't show up to court no points and didn't have to pay for my ticket

Cop didn't show up to court no points and didn't have to pay for my ticket  Success Kid

Left table to go to bathroom Food waiting when I came back

Left table to go to bathroom Food waiting when I came back  Success Kid

Gets a free cup of water and fills it with soda arrested

Gets a free cup of water and fills it with soda arrested  Bad Luck Brian

Shows most talked to on chat-list Keeps reminding you of ex

Shows most talked to on chat-list  Keeps reminding you of ex  Scumbag Facebook

oh you're an actor? at which restaurant?

oh you're an actor? at which restaurant?  Condescending Wonka