doesn't drink always has beer in the fridge for when his pals visit

doesn't drink always has beer in the fridge for when his pals visit  Misc

at hot girls party plays with the dog for hours

at hot girls party plays with the dog for  hours  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk hand in hand have to switch hands because "It's the wrong side"

Walk hand in hand have to switch hands because

what size pizza do you want? "medium-rare"

what size pizza do you want?

I'm hungry But I already brushed my teeth

I'm hungry But I already brushed my teeth  First World Problems

Asks a girl out Doesnt know how to respond when she says yes.

Asks a girl out Doesnt know how to respond when she says yes.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Went to a seafood disco Pulled a mussel

Went to a seafood disco Pulled a mussel  Fancy Crab

w w w is longer than saying world wide web

w w w is longer than saying 
world wide web  Sudden Clarity Clarence

First time to a nightclub wears wristband for 3 days

First time to a nightclub wears wristband for 3 days 
  College Freshman

spellssss everythingggggg likeeee thissss

spellssss everythingggggg likeeee thissss  Annoying Facebook Girl