Fancy Crab

Went to a seafood disco Pulled a mussel

Went to a seafood disco Pulled a mussel  Fancy Crab

Ambitious? I clawed my way to the top

Ambitious? I clawed my way to the top  Fancy Crab

Asked about his stance on the occupy protests Naturally sidesteps the question

Asked about his stance on the occupy protests Naturally sidesteps the question  Fancy Crab

Christmas? I hate sandy claws

Christmas? I hate sandy claws  Fancy Crab

Manual Labor? I just don't have the mussel

Manual Labor? I just don't have the mussel  Fancy Crab

Raise my taxes And you shall not seafood again

Raise my taxes And you shall not seafood again  Fancy Crab

I am the 1% Because I am shellfish

I am the 1% Because I am shellfish  Fancy Crab

Knock Knock Butters

KNOCK KNOCK BUTTERS LET ME IN. Fancy Crab

Fancy Pendleton Crab

PENDLETON CRAB IS TOO FANCY FOR YOUR SHIT Fancy Crab

Nettles...this is for you

ARROGANT? ME? Fancy Crab