Fancy Crab

Went to a seafood disco Pulled a mussel

Went to a seafood disco Pulled a mussel  Fancy Crab

Ambitious? I clawed my way to the top

Ambitious? I clawed my way to the top  Fancy Crab

Asked about his stance on the occupy protests Naturally sidesteps the question

Asked about his stance on the occupy protests Naturally sidesteps the question  Fancy Crab

Christmas? I hate sandy claws

Christmas? I hate sandy claws  Fancy Crab

Manual Labor? I just don't have the mussel

Manual Labor? I just don't have the mussel  Fancy Crab

Raise my taxes And you shall not seafood again

Raise my taxes And you shall not seafood again  Fancy Crab

I am the 1% Because I am shellfish

I am the 1% Because I am shellfish  Fancy Crab

FANCY CRAB QUESTIONS

   UNLIKE THIS FANCY LITTLE CRAB...  I'LL NOT SIDE-STEP YOUR QUESTIONS! Fancy Crab

Bring the HAT!

BRING THE HAT INDEED... Fancy Crab

Crab goodman! :P

YOU FLEW ACROSS THE FLOOR  LIKE A RAMPANT CRAB! Fancy Crab