Fancy Crab

Went to a seafood disco Pulled a mussel

Went to a seafood disco Pulled a mussel  Fancy Crab

Ambitious? I clawed my way to the top

Ambitious? I clawed my way to the top  Fancy Crab

Asked about his stance on the occupy protests Naturally sidesteps the question

Asked about his stance on the occupy protests Naturally sidesteps the question  Fancy Crab

Christmas? I hate sandy claws

Christmas? I hate sandy claws  Fancy Crab

Manual Labor? I just don't have the mussel

Manual Labor? I just don't have the mussel  Fancy Crab

Raise my taxes And you shall not seafood again

Raise my taxes And you shall not seafood again  Fancy Crab

I am the 1% Because I am shellfish

I am the 1% Because I am shellfish  Fancy Crab

Fancy Crab Happy Hour

AN HOUR OF HAPPY? DON'T MIND IF I DO SAYS THE FANCY CRAB Fancy Crab

CRAB VS LOBSTER

THANK GOD ITS LOBSTERMANIA         NOT CRABMANIA!        Fancy Crab

THE 1% THAT THINKS THE ROCK WALL IS ATTRACTIVE

THE 1% THAT THINKS THE ROCK WALL IS ATTRACTIVE AND WILL STOP THE WAVES HITTING THE ROAD Fancy Crab